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Dying Is A Day Worth Living For

I am a taphophile.

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Emily Dickinson, "The Belle of Amherst"

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REMEMBRANCE

When I am gone,

Please remember me

As a heartfelt laugh,

As a tenderness.

Hold fast to the image of me

When my soul was on fire,

The light of love shining

Through my eyes.

Remember me

When I was singing

And seemed to know my way.

Remember always

When we were together

And time stood still.

Remember most

Not what I did,

Or who I was --

Oh please remember me

For what I always

Desired to be:

A smile on the face of God.

~David Robert Brooks~

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The Promise Of Redemption

God is our refuge and strength, a very present help in trouble. Therefore will not we fear, though the earth be removed, and though the mountains be carried into the midst of the sea; Though the waters thereof roar and be troubled, though the mountains shake with the swelling thereof. Selah.

There is a river, the streams whereof shall make glad the city of God, the holy place of the tabernacles of the most High. God is in the midst of her; she shall not be moved: God shall help her, and that right early. The heathen raged, the kindgoms were moved: he uttered his voice, the earth melted. The Lord of hosts is with us; the God of Jacob is our refuge.

Come, behold the works of the Lord, what desolations he hath made in the earth. He maketh wars to cease unto the end of the earth; he breaketh the bow, and cutteth the spear in sunder; he burneth the chariot in the fire.

Be still, and know that I am God: I will be exalted among the heathen, I will be exalted in the earth. The Lord of hosts is with us; the God of Jacob is our refuge.

Psalm 46

Freedom is a fragile thing and is never more than one generation away from extinction. It is not ours by inheritance; it must be fought for and defended constantly by each generation, for it comes only once to a people. Those who have known freedom and then lost it, have never known it again.

~ Ronald Reagan

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Jan042010

Black velvet plays for keeps

Evans Label. Photo Jennifer Weber 2010It was the autumn of 1977 and I was an almost-penniless 20-year-old senior at a medium-sized Northwest Indiana Bible college.

There were strict rules at that place, which I actually loved and of which I have fond memories (the place ... not necessarily the rules).

For fun, mostly we went to the mall, where we ogled stuff we couldn’t afford at stores like Carson Pirie Scott and Rosalee, ate cheap hamburgers at York Steak House, visited Walgreens for shampoo and emery boards, then headed back to the dorm before curfew.

(I now loathe spending time at malls. I’d rather listen to Chairman Maobama read from a teleprompter.)

(On second thought, maybe not that.  But believe me when I say, I avoid malls.)

And so it was that one night I wandered into Evans, a store that purported to dress glamorous, fashionable females at prices north of Sears Roebuck but south of insane.

And I saw it.

It had been hung for display on a rack all by itself and placed at the very end of a long, open, luxuriously carpeted and softly lit space, with fetching merchandise lushly arranged on either side.

I don’t remember how much it cost.  

It was itself long, and black (by far my favorite color to wear, even then), and soft, and mysterious, and unique, and rather expensive.

It was a full-length velvet coat in exactly my 1977 size: seven.

Inside, sewn into the shiny satin lining just below the collar, was a huge black label with Evans ... Chicago Paris Milan emblazoned in elegant white. 

Farther down the skirt, on an inside flap not far above the hemline, was another label -- this one itself in snowy white -- with the words Junior Belle New York monogrammed in stunning black cursive.

The labels spoke to me in a language I understood innately, and which filled me with a strange excitement. 

And I simply had to have the article of clothing defined by those labels. I had never seen anything like it, or for that matter any garment that was more utterly, undeniably, inescapably me.

So -- trembling -- I tried it on.

And found to my delight that the coat had been designed and constructed especially for my frame, my femininity, my attitude, my sartorial vision, my inner glamour girl.

I wore it yesterday, to church.

The coat’s waist cinched with a wide self-belt. There were little tabbed epaulets on the shoulders, and other trench-coaty details gave personality to the bodice and sleeves. The voluminous skirt had been cut from a full circle of fabric and its heavy folds swayed, gracefully flirtatious, just below my knees.

I don’t remember how much it cost; I only know that without thinking thrice I put it on layaway and scarcely thought of anything else until, several weeks later, I paid the balance and walked out of Evans with my gorgeous black velvet coat, swathed in protective plastic, draped over my arm.

Last night I talked by cellphone with an old and dear friend as she drove, alone except for two dogs, the long miles between her parents’ house in Inverness, Florida, and her own home in Huntsville, Texas. 

She was, in fact, my roommate during my senior year in college ... the year I found and bought my beloved black velvet coat.

“I love the new look of your blog,” my friend remarked. “Are those your pearl necklaces and bracelets and things?”

The Black Velvet Coat. Photo Jennifer Weber 2010

I told her they were. “Not only that,” I said. “I photographed them lying on top of the black velvet coat I bought at Evans during our senior year. Remember?”

She gasped, delighted, and, with the unconditional generosity of long friendship, assured me that she recalled the glamorous swath I tore through the landscape while wearing the only black velvet coat on campus.

My friend was incredulous that I still have the coat (although Jimmy Carter was in office the last time I fit into it), as well as the long antique-ivory lace scarf, dripping with fringe, that I always wore hanging down the front as a counterpoint to the inky-black velvet.

In 1989, following the birth of my fourth child and only son, I bought a second black velvet coat. Although its cut and style is more matronly than that of the tiny-waisted ingenue that was its predecessor, the coat is equally glamorous (I think), and it still fits. 

In fact I wore it yesterday, to church.

If I were told I could no longer be human but was obliged to morph into a length of fabric, I would aspire to be black velvet. 

Dramatic yet soft, black velvet is feminine and alluring and faintly dangerous. Beginning as humble cotton, my black velvet coats were woven and cut and dyed and shaped and sewn into elegant and beautiful -- while surprisingly durable -- warmth-giving things.

In a denim world, black velvet takes no prisoners. It brings a thrill of timeless glamour to everyday life. It is a treat to see and to touch. It is an experience unto itself, for reasons known only to those affected by it.

Black velvet plays for keeps.

I want to be exactly like that.

Reader Comments (9)

From what I know of you, Jenny, you are already very much like your favorite fabric. If denim is a dime a dozen and black velvet is a precious commodity, you are most definitely black velvet.

January 4, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterkev

Now I want to see a picture of this coat! It sounds magnificent!

January 4, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMari

@ Kev ... thank you, my friend. You are cashmere. The really, really expensive kind that everybody wants! Warm, attractive, comforting, coveted.

@ Mari ... OK! I'll post one!

January 4, 2010 | Registered CommenterJennifer

I love your writings..........so good!

January 4, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterCheryl

I love it! It's just plain classy!

January 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMari

Very elegant, classic, feminine beauty. And the coat, is nice too. :)

January 5, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterrosezilla

I'm glad you clarified the "I'd rather listen to Maobama..." line with a "Maybe not that."

I almost lost my dinner.

;-)

January 6, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAngi

Ah! I really do miss the glamorous days! What a lovely post. I'm so glad you found another equally elegant coat! I have a dress I saved from the old days. Alas, I can no longer wear it, but the memories are so nice, I can't part with it. I know, I shouldn't be so selfish and allow someone else to enjoy it. One of these days...

PS I too like your blog's new look and love the beautiful pearls. Very chic!

January 13, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterKeli

@ Cheryl ... Thank you! You are joy to write for.

@ Mari ... ooooh thanks luv!

@ Angi ... girl you know me better than that!

@ Keli ... we gots to keep the glamour alive, girlfriend. Show these young fillies how it's done. Thanks for the lovely compliment!

January 13, 2010 | Registered CommenterJennifer

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