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I can name fingers and point names.

Oh and ...

I flunked charm school.

So what.

Can't write anything.

~ Jennifer ~

Causing considerable consternation
to many fine folk since 1957

Pepper and me ... Seattle 1962

  

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Belay That!

This blog does not contain and its author will not condone profanity, crude language, or verbal abuse. Commenters, you are welcome to speak your mind but do not cuss or I will delete either the word or your entire comment, depending on my mood. Continued use of bad words or inappropriate sentiments will result in the offending individual being banned, after which they'll be obliged to walk the plank. Thankee for your understanding and compliance.

~Jenny the Pirate~

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In The Market, As It Were

 

 

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Columbia Cemetery

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Dying Is A Day Worth Living For

I am a taphophile

Word. Photo Jennifer Weber 2010

Great things are happening at

Find A Grave

If you don't believe me, click the pics.

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Dying is a wild night

and a new road.

Emily Dickinson

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REMEMBRANCE

When I am gone

Please remember me

 As a heartfelt laugh,

 As a tenderness.

 Hold fast to the image of me

When my soul was on fire,

The light of love shining

Through my eyes.

Remember me when I was singing

And seemed to know my way.

Remember always

When we were together

And time stood still.

Remember most not what I did,

Or who I was;

Oh please remember me

For what I always desired to be:

A smile on the face of God.

David Robert Brooks
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 Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.

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Keep To The Code

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You Want To Find This
The Promise Of Redemption

Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful.

But his delight is in the law of the LORD, and in his law doth he meditate day and night.

And he shall be like a tree planted by the rivers of water, that bringeth forth his fruit in his season; his leaf also shall not wither; and whatsoever he doeth shall prosper.

The ungodly are not so: but are like the chaff which the wind driveth away.

Therefore the ungodly shall not stand in the judgment, nor sinners in the congregation of the righteous.

For the Lord knoweth the way of the righteous: but the way of the ungodly shall perish.

Psalm 1

Freedom is a fragile thing and is never more than one generation away from extinction. It is not ours by inheritance; it must be fought for and defended constantly by each generation, for it comes only once to a people. Those who have known freedom and then lost it, have never known it again.

~ Ronald Reagan

Photo Jennifer Weber 2010

Not Without My Effects

My Compass Works Fine


The Courage Of Our Hearts

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Daft Like Jack

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~ JAVIER ~

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Friday
Oct172014

Jenny from the sim

So yes, I went into the training simulator used by the 134th Air Refueling Wing, 151st Air Refueling Squadron, at McGhee Tyson Air National Guard Base, Tennessee.

And I refueled an F-22 and a C-5. For real.

Sort of.

I'm prissy as you know so I guess it was a sight to see when I clambered on all-fours into that tiny space and wriggled on my belly onto this narrow ergonomically-correct cot-like thing and put my feet into metal braces out behind me that I could not actually see, and rested my chin on the little black padded thing provided for that purpose.

Once I got into place and had been assured by Andrew that no military-type males would be looking in there on me, judging, I was all excited.

New experiences; I'm all about that.

Sort of.

Once I'd gotten all comfy and acclimated, Andrew suggested that I scoot over to one of the similar cot-like things on either side of the boom's space.

He got all serious and businesslike so I busied myself taking pictures of my son, handsome even in low light and close quarters.

The boy made me wear earphones just like his for a while but I took them off because I was certain they were mussing my hair.

I got schooled in where the controls are and what they mean and what they do. I remember everything he told me.

Sort of.

Then it was my turn to actually refuel an aircraft while in flight.

First up was the F-22. Fighter jet, my friends. See that little fake pilot?

The monster C-5 came later.

I was still excited but I concentrated more because I wanted Andrew to be proud of me.

And he told me I made a perfect contact.

It wasn't scary at all because I remembered the whole time that we'd never left the ground.

After I'd refueled the C-5 -- another perfect contact, tank you -- we walked around the facility where Andrew goes to work every day, and he introduced me to a few of his fellow boom operators, plus several pilots.

One fine gentleman in uniform asked if I were proud of my son and of course I said Of course.

And he said, Well you should be because he's one of only twenty-five boom operators in the whole State of Tennessee.

Another uniformed gentleman standing beside the first one chimed in, And one of only nine-hundred-eighty boom operators in the world.

Oh.

I am even prouder than I thought I was, and that's a lot.

Daggy says Way to go, Uncle Andrew. She's here in Knoxville with us, as is her mother and her Aunt Erica.

That's what Dagny does every single morning as soon as she wakes up: V for victory. Curled fists, ready for action.

So then Andrew drove me out in a special bus to the flight line, where we walked around some more and then I actually got inside a KC-135 Stratotanker.

I had to climb this ladder straight up fifteen feet, a feat I accomplished deftly and with style.

Sort of.

Andrew showed me the actual boom pod where he does his job, and it wasn't nearly as nice as the one in the sim. The KC-135 Stratotankers are sixty years old, after all.

Here's the nose of the one I climbed into. They dole out Fink-O-Lene. Price per gallon: 2 Much.

The engines are big and you don't want birds getting slurped into the blades while you're airborne.

My baby hopped right on up in there. He be spry.

Here he is, showing me something.

And posing.

And posing yet again, for posterity, sweet obedient adventurous son that he is.

These photos were taken on Wednesday, when it was overcast and cool. Today there is not a cloud in the East Tennessee sky and the high is forecast for nearly eighty degrees.

Dagny is dressed for the occasion.

Decked out in pink with black polka dots, black lace, and pearls, secure in the arms of her doting Uncle Andrew, she's ready for an adventure of her own.

And that is all for now.

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Happy Friday ~ Happy Weekend

Wednesday
Oct152014

Tank you very much

So I'm here at Andrew's house in Knoxville and since he lives near the base, we find ourselves in a flight path.

It's so cool. I don't mind the noise as long as they stay up there.

The pictured airplane is the KC-135 Stratotanker, which is what Andrew flies in to refuel fighter jets, cargo planes, and various other military aircraft.

It keeps on flying over this apartment complex. They must know I'm here.

Anyway see that orange line painted on the bottom? That's what pilots steer by when they approach the KC-135, to line up just so and guzzle go-juice from its reservoir of hundreds of thousands of pounds of fuel.

There are handy illuminators -- PDL's, or Pilot Director Lights -- on either side of that orange line too, toward the cockpit, that Andrew controls. They are used for both day and night refueling missions. He turns them up brighter during the day.

That's to provide an indispensable thing for pilots in this situation: depth perception.

Even so, Andrew tells me that fighter pilots have a tendency to be -- ahem -- arrogant. They loathe being told what to do by a boom operator. In fact, they have been known to wilfully ignore the boom's instructions.

In which case, my son wilfully withholds fuel from them.

Until they straighten up and fly right. Deal.

See the bubble toward the rear? That's the pod where the boom operator lies on his stomach, operating the boom, which you see sticking out in the back.

It's exciting. It's happening somewhere right now, probably over your own head.

But I'm in town and my son is off for the week, and he's fixing to take me over to the base and show me some stuff up close and personal.

I may even get to play in the simulator. There may be pictures; we shall see. Or not.

I'll be in touch.

And that is all for now.

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Happy Wednesday

Friday
Oct102014

Keep a sharp eye

So last night we took Dagny for her first visit to Elmwood Cemetery.

It was not a rite of passage; she is after all only four months old. And we are not quite that weird.

There was so much to see. It was the Columbia Historical Society's big night to dress up in characters and hover behind trees near significant graves lit with tall black torches, and tell not-quite-ghost stories in the gloaming.

The lady who administrates day-to-day operations at Elmwood Cemetery has been inviting me for some time to attend this event as her guest.

They do similar tours on the second Thursday of each month, but it's understandable that October is the month that saw most of the action.

I was simply waiting for cooler temperatures, or at least not the kind of weather featuring humidity so intense, it makes a shadowy grave sound inviting.

As it turned out we enjoyed the pleasantly balmy climate typical of Columbia in October. Audrey was glad to accompany me, and as always we had Dagny in tow.

Bat-Dag sported her bat-baby costume, black and gold with a sparkly tutu skirt and detachable black satin cape. Little Miss Dark Eyes completely owned the look.

I'll show you better pictures of that getup later on this month; she will be wearing it to several events.

Speaking of getups, there was the dead almost-bride who wanders aimlessly around her grave at this time of year. The story is that she felt unwell on the day before the wedding, and everyone told her it was only pre-matrimonial jitters.

Except, she perished and instead of attending a wedding, the dearly beloved gathered together for a funeral.

Ah well. Even if she'd been married fifty years, they'd both be long gone by now.

The golden sunset was particularly fetching as it melted through the trees on the west side of Elmwood.

Elmwood is meticulously tended. I'm glad because TG and I have purchased our graves there, under a big tree, and you want the housekeeping to be on a par you can live with.

There was a lady who has been enjoying the ambience and amenities for a long time, alongside her husband. The story goes that during the war between the states, they did some undercover work for the Confederacy.

That must have really been something because one-hundred-fifty years later, she's still talking about it.

There was a young lady engaged in noisy mourning, lamenting the loss of her betrothed over a century ago. It was a locomotive accident, hence the motif on Weathersbee's impressive grave marker.

The would-have-been Mrs. Weathersbee burst into good-natured giggles however, when I complimented her on how perfectly tragic she looked in her almost-widow's weeds.

So, good times after all.

Late day waned to a blue twilight and gaggles of visitors milled about, drinking cider and roasting marshmallows, snacking on pretzels from small jack-o-lantern bags, filling out CHS How-Did-We-Do surveys clamped to clipboards outfitted with tiny-but-bright gooseneck lights to see by.

I let Audrey complete ours because I am blind as a bat without my cheaters. I did comment to a volunteer that it was a memorable shindig although I was tuckered from all the walking and more than ready to take my bones home.

Dagny won't remember any of it, but that's why we take pictures.

I can't wait to tell her about our October adventure someday in the future, and to take her back to Elmwood when she can more fully appreciate not only its peace and beauty, but its ties to the history of the city where she was born.

And that is all for now, except for me to wish you a:

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Happy Friday ~ Happy Weekend

Wednesday
Oct082014

Wordless Wednesday :: Paging Miss Munster

Monday
Oct062014

Black velvet redux

I don't always re-post old posts but on the rare occasion I do, it's for good reason.

The reason I didn't write a fresh one today is not because I'm lazy (well, it may be because I'm lazy) but because my friend Susan, who is mentioned in this post from January of 2010, left us three years ago yesterday.

Not recycled are the photos, which I took only today of the subject thirty-seven-year-old black velvet coat, still a cherished possession.

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It was the autumn of 1977 and I was a penniless 20-year-old senior at a medium-sized Northwest Indiana Bible college. 

There were strict rules at that place, which I actually loved and of which I have fond memories (the place ... not necessarily the rules).

For fun, mostly we went to the mall, where we ogled stuff we couldn’t afford at stores like Carson Pirie Scott and Rosalee, ate cheap hamburgers at York Steak House, visited Walgreens for sundries, then headed back to the dorm before curfew.

(I now loathe spending time at malls. I’d rather listen to Chairman Maobama read from a teleprompter.)

(On second thought, maybe not that.  But believe me when I say, I avoid malls.) 

And so it was that one night I wandered into Evans, a store that purported to dress glamorous, fashionable females at prices north of Sears Roebuck but south of insane.

And I saw it.

It had been hung for display on a rack all by itself and placed at the very end of a long, open, luxuriously carpeted and softly lit space, with fetching merchandise lushly arranged on either side. 

It was itself long, and black (by far my favorite color to wear, even then), and soft, and mysterious, and unique, and rather expensive. 

It was a full-length velvet coat in exactly my 1977 size: seven. Inside, sewn into the shiny satin lining just below the collar, was a huge black label with “Evans ... Chicago Paris Milan” emblazoned in elegant white. 

Farther down, near the hem where the coat closed with simple black buttons, was another label -- this one itself in snowy white -- with the words “Junior Belle” monogrammed in stunning black cursive. 

The labels spoke to me in a language I understood innately, and which filled me with a strange excitement.  

And I simply had to have the article of clothing defined by those labels. I had never seen anything like it, or for that matter any garment that was more utterly, completely, inescapably me.

So -- trembling -- I tried it on.

And found to my delight that the coat had been designed and constructed especially for my frame, my femininity, my attitude, my sartorial vision, my inner glamour girl.

The coat’s waist cinched with a wide self-belt. There were saucy epaulets on the shoulders, and other vaguely military details. The voluminous skirt had been cut from a full circle of fabric and its heavy folds swayed, gracefully flirtatious, just below my knees.

I don’t remember how much it cost; I only know that without thinking thrice I put it on layaway and thought of scarcely anything else until, several weeks later, I paid the balance and walked out of Evans with my gorgeous black velvet coat, swathed in protective plastic, draped over my arm.

Last night I was talking with an old and dear friend as she drove, alone except for her two dogs, from her parents’ house in Inverness, Florida, to her own home in Huntsville, Texas.  

She was, in fact, my roommate during my senior year in college ... the year I found and bought and first wore my beloved black velvet coat.

“I love the new look of your blog,” my friend remarked. “Are those your pearl necklaces and bracelets and things?” 

I told her that they were. “Not only that,” I said. “I photographed them lying on top of the black velvet coat I bought at Evans during our senior year. Remember?”

She laughed and, with the unconditional generosity of long friendship, assured me that she recalled the glamorous swath I tore through the landscape while wearing the only black velvet coat on campus. 

My friend was incredulous that I still have the coat (although Jimmy Carter was in office the last time I fit into it), as well as the long antique-ivory lace scarf, dripping with fringe, that I always wore hanging down the front as a counterpoint to the inky-black velvet.

In 1989, following the birth of my fourth child and only son, I bought a second black velvet coat. Although its cut and style is more matronly than that of the tiny-waisted ingenue that was its predecessor, the coat is equally glamorous (I think), and it still fits.  

In fact I wore it yesterday, to church.

If I were told could no longer be human but was obliged to morph into a length of fabric, I would aspire to be black velvet. 

Dramatic yet soft, black velvet is feminine and alluring and faintly dangerous.

Beginning as humble cotton, my black velvet coats were woven and cut and dyed and shaped and sewn into elegant and beautiful -- while surprisingly durable -- warmth-giving things.

In a denim world, black velvet takes no prisoners. It brings a thrill of timeless glamour to everyday life. It is a treat to see and to touch. It is an experience unto itself, for reasons known only to those affected by it.

Black velvet plays for keeps.

I want to be exactly like that.

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Happy Monday

Friday
Oct032014

It take-a panache to be a pirate

This is Jeff, my first cousin. He is proof positive that being a pirate runs in our family.

Jeff is the son of my late beloved Uncle Sherrill, my mother's brother, who left us two years ago.

My cousin Jeff was born with a birth defect that rendered his left leg useless. He has lived his entire life dependent upon one prosthetic gizmo or another, in order to get around.

But he does get around. Jeff has never allowed his physical infirmity -- or anything else you can think of -- to stop him from realizing both goals and dreams in his life.

Among many other things, Jeff is the loving and completely devoted, faithful husband of his sweetheart, Janice.

That in itself is a stellar achievement, and one which many men with two good legs never attain, or even aspire to.

Jeff is comfortable in his skin, a southern gentleman, and a person who is open to all of life's possibilities.

At some point Jeff underwent an amputation of part of the left leg, and he now wears a state-of-the-art prosthetic device that, from all appearances, works better for him than my left leg works for me.

The reason I am telling you this is that Jeff and Janice recently took to blue water, had an adventure on the high seas as it were, and Jeff made a YouTube.

Jeff explains the whole thing better than I could, at the start of the video. 

The short version is that he and Janice spent a week on the sailing yacht Dream Away, a Hardin 45 ketch-rigged cutter.

With their experienced Captain Jim and First Mate Kitty, Jeff and Janice embarked from Delcambre, Louisiana, on September 25th, making their way first down the Atchafalaya River to the Gulf of Mexico, then across the Gulf to Clearwater, Florida, arriving on October 1st.

En route, Janice celebrated her fifty-fourth birthday.

And underwent chemotherapy treatments.

What a woman. Although she was less sanguine than Jeff about the trip, she stood by her man.

As for her intrepid squeeze, if the sight of Jeff swinging from the rigging doesn't put a grin on your face, his spinning routine at the end will surely make you laugh out loud.

Or at least chuckle audibly.

As for me, it brought tears to my eyes. Above all I am inspired by Jeff's exuberance, his joie de vivre.

Captain Jack Sparrow couldn't have executed that move with more grace or panache.

The bionic pirate and his princess may sail again in December, on a longer adventure. They've been invited.

Meanwhile, keep a weather eye on the horizon. You never know when a pirate may materialize.

And that's when the fun begins.

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Happy Friday ~ Smooth Sailing

Wednesday
Oct012014

Wordless Wednesday :: First October

 

Tuesday
Sep302014

A-goatless we shall go

So here's the thing.

Last June, a few days before Dagny was born, while driving not far from my house, Audrey and I experienced a goat sighting.

As in, there were multiple goats chilling in a field, behind a fence.

No doubt looking as though I'd seen a goat, I exclaimed: Oh look. Look! Goats!

Because you may or may not know this but I am a total goat enthusiast.

Little suckers crack me up; what can I say.

They may be a trifle silly and they'll eat just about anything, but whatever they are or aren't, they just up and own it.

And to that I can relate.

Erica can actually talk like a goat. I mean, when that girl is on, if you didn't know better you'd think a goat had sashayed right into the room and begun telling you what's what.

But I digress.

Unable to stop and photographically chronicle the subject goats' antics on that day, I vowed to go back.

Well, that was over three months ago. We have been busy adoring Dagny.

Yesterday however, you my adored readers were on my mind because I could not think of a single thing to say to you.

And I know you depend on me so I was somewhat distraught and, as I went about a few household chores, the thought struck me:

The goats! I can go get pictures of those goats for them! They will love that.

It was sprinkling but I grabbed my purse and my camera and set out anyway, bound for the place I was sure the goats had been.

Well, to be honest, it was bound to be one of two places. I couldn't remember exactly. A lot has happened.

So I went to the place I was ninety-nine percent sure we'd seen the bleatin' critters.

No goats. I double-checked.

So I proceeded to the place I was sort of sure they'd been if they weren't at the other place.

No goats.

And there you don't have it! No goats, no pictures, no Monday blog post.

I did get the picture you see above, taken with my iPhone as I returned home across the Valley of the Dammed.

(hat tip: Beth P)

Proof positive that I tried. So there's that.

In other news, and in the interest of this post not being a total loss, goatless as it was bound to be, I would like to report that TG, with the help of a stellar citizen who happens to be the manager of the Blimpie sub shop where the identity thief recently used our money, has found video of the crime as it went down.

That's because we were able to give him a description of the perpetrator(s), an exact date of the dirty dealings, an approximate but very close time of day at which the thieves used our money to buy sandwiches, and the precise amount of the transaction.

People! Cameras are everywhere, watching all you do.

One of the female miscreants was known (by sight) to an employee of the establishment -- was a regular, as it were -- and when she returned to do business there again, the manager got the high sign from the employee and stealthily obtained the wrongdoer's vehicle make, model, color, and license plate number.

TG revealed this excellent intel to the police, who are investigating. We hope to hear soon that the crimebusters have prevailed and that the lawless lassies are, if not behind bars, at least being temporarily detained in the general vicinity of where the book is being thrown.

Meanwhile some cute wee goats are out there somewhere wondering why-y-y-y-y-y I don't come and take their picture. So if you have intel concerning their geographical coordinates, please inform me immediately.

I leave you with the ultimate paean to goat frivolity: a YT you've likely already seen, but which, much like Charlie Bit Me or Ultimate Dog Tease, is worth watching again:

We are so young and reckless, born to wreck this
thing that we call love
We are so sweet and mindless, never mind this
thing that we call love
We are so strong and willing, heads are filling
With this thing called love
How we used to be so naive
Changing with the seasons like falling leaves
We are so overrated, completely jaded
Because of teenage love
We are so ostentatious, with different faces
with this thing called love
We are so headstrong, kids with nothing to live for
but this thing called love
How we used to be so naive
Changing with the seasons like falling leaves
We are so same and different, ugly visions
Caricatures of love
We are so numb and senseless, we all can sense this
thing that we call love
We are so incapable of understanding
this thing we call love
How we used to be so naive
Changing with the seasons like falling leaves
Back then the days were longer
The night went on and on
We filled our heads with pointless thoughts
Never knowing what was wrong
How we used to be so naive
Changing with the seasons like falling leaves
How we used to be so naive
Changing with the seasons like falling leaves
We are so picture perfect
Because we finally found this thing called love.

= Jamie Knowles =

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Happy Tuesday