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but there's no shortage of irony.

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I flunked charm school.

So what.

Can't write anything.

= Jennifer =

Causing considerable consternation
to many fine folk since 1957

Pepper and me ... Seattle 1962

  

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= Jenny the Pirate =

Hoist The Colors

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I am a Blue Star Mother

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Insist on yourself; never imitate.

Your own gift you can present

every moment

with the cumulative force

of a whole life’s cultivation;

but of the adopted talent of another

you have only an extemporaneous

half possession.

That which each can do best,

none but his Maker can teach him.

= Ralph Waldo Emerson =

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Represent:

The Black Velvet Coat

In The Market, As It Were

 

 

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Contributor to

American Cemetery

published by Kates-Boylston

A Pistol With One Shot

Ecstatically shooting everything in sight using my beloved Nikon D3100 with AF-S DX Nikkor 18-55mm 1:3.5-5.6G VR kit lens and AF-S Nikkor 50mm f/1.8 G prime lens.

Also capturing outrageous beauty left and right with my Nikon D7000 blissfully married to my Nikkor 85mm f/1.4D AF prime glass. Don't be jeal.

And then there was the Nikon AF-S DX NIKKOR 18-200mm f:3.5-5.6G ED VR II zoom. We're done here.

Dying Is A Day Worth Living For

I am a taphophile

Word. Photo Jennifer Weber 2010

Great things are happening at

Find A Grave

If you don't believe me, click the pics.

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Dying is a wild night

and a new road.

Emily Dickinson

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REMEMBRANCE

When I am gone

Please remember me

 As a heartfelt laugh,

 As a tenderness.

 Hold fast to the image of me

When my soul was on fire,

The light of love shining

Through my eyes.

Remember me when I was singing

And seemed to know my way.

Remember always

When we were together

And time stood still.

Remember most not what I did,

Or who I was;

Oh please remember me

For what I always desired to be:

A smile on the face of God.

David Robert Brooks
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 Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.

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Keep To The Code

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You Want To Find This
The Promise Of Redemption

Therefore seeing we have this ministry, as we have received mercy, we faint not;

But have renounced the hidden things of dishonesty, not walking in craftiness, nor handling the word of God deceitfully; but by manifestation of the truth commending ourselves to every man's conscience in the sight of God.

But if our gospel be hid, it is hid to them that are lost:

In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them.

For we preach not ourselves, but Christ Jesus the Lord; and ourselves your servants for Jesus' sake.

For God, who commanded the light to shine out of darkness, hath shined in our hearts, to give the light of the knowledge of the glory of God in the face of Jesus Christ.

But we have this treasure in earthen vessels, that the excellency of the power may be of God, and not of us.

We are troubled on every side, yet not distressed; we are perplexed, but not in despair;

Persecuted, but not forsaken; cast down, but not destroyed;

Always bearing about in the body the dying of the Lord Jesus, that the life also of Jesus might be made manifest in our body.

For we which live are alway delivered unto death for Jesus' sake, that the life also of Jesus might be made manifest in our mortal flesh.

So then death worketh in us, but life in you.

We having the same spirit of faith, according as it is written, I BELIEVED, AND THEREFORE HAVE I SPOKEN; we also believe, and therefore speak;

Knowing that he which raised up the Lord Jesus shall raise up us also by Jesus, and shall present us with you.

For all things are for your sakes, that the abundant grace might through the thanksgiving of many redound to the glory of God.

For which cause we faint not; but though our outward man perish, yet the inward man is renewed day by day.

For our light affliction, which is but for a moment, worketh for us a far more exceeding and eternal weight of glory;

While we look not at the things which are seen, but at the things which are not seen: for the things which are seen are temporal; but the things which are not seen are eternal.

II Corinthians 4

Freedom is a fragile thing and is never more than one generation away from extinction. It is not ours by inheritance; it must be fought for and defended constantly by each generation, for it comes only once to a people. Those who have known freedom and then lost it, have never known it again.

~ Ronald Reagan

Photo Jennifer Weber 2010

Not Without My Effects

My Compass Works Fine

The Courage Of Our Hearts

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Daft Like Jack

 "I can name fingers and point names ..."

And We'll Sing It All The Time
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Easy On The Goods
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    starring Geoffrey Canada, Michelle Rhee
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    starring Bette Davis, Ernest Borgnine, Debbie Reynolds, Barry Fitzgerald, Rod Taylor
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    starring Jack Black, Shirley MacLaine, Matthew McConaughey
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    starring Barbara Stanwyck, Fred MacMurray, Beulah Bondi, Elizabeth Patterson, Sterling Holloway
  • The Ox-Bow Incident
    The Ox-Bow Incident
    starring Henry Fonda, Dana Andrews, Mary Beth Hughes, Anthony Quinn, William Eythe
  • The Bad Seed
    The Bad Seed
    starring Nancy Kelly, Patty McCormack, Henry Jones, Eileen Heckart, Evelyn Varden
  • Shadow of a Doubt
    Shadow of a Doubt
    starring Teresa Wright, Joseph Cotten, Macdonald Carey, Patricia Collinge, Henry Travers
  • The More The Merrier
    The More The Merrier
    starring Jean Arthur, Joel McCrea, Charles Coburn, Bruce Bennett, Ann Savage
  • Act of Valor
    Act of Valor
    starring Alex Veadov, Roselyn Sanchez, Nestor Serrano
  • Deep Water
    Deep Water
    starring Tilda Swinton, Donald Crowhurst, Jean Badin, Clare Crowhurst, Simon Crowhurst
  • Sunset Boulevard
    Sunset Boulevard
    starring William Holden, Gloria Swanson, Erich Von Stroheim, Nancy Olson, Fred Clark
  • Penny Serenade
    Penny Serenade
    starring Cary Grant, Irene Dunne, Edgar Buchanan, Beulah Bondi
  • Double Indemnity
    Double Indemnity
    starring Fred MacMurray, Barbara Stanwyck, Edward G. Robinson, Porter Hall, Jean Heather
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    Ayn Rand and the Prophecy of Atlas Shrugged
    starring Gary Anthony Williams
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    Passion River
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    starring Clark Gable, Claudette Colbert
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    starring Barbara Stanwyck, John Boles, Anne Shirley, Barbara O'Neil, Alan Hale
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    The Iron Lady
    starring Meryl Streep, Jim Broadbent, Harry Lloyd, Anthony Head, Alexandra Roach
  • Wallace & Gromit: The Complete Collection (4 Disc Set)
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    starring Peter Sallis, Anne Reid, Sally Lindsay, Melissa Collier, Sarah Laborde
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    starring Red Balloon
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    starring William Holden, Don Taylor, Otto Preminger, Robert Strauss, Harvey Lembeck
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    The Major and the Minor (Universal Cinema Classics)
    starring Ginger Rogers, Ray Milland
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    My Dog Skip
    starring Frankie Muniz, Diane Lane, Luke Wilson, Kevin Bacon
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    starring Humphrey Bogart, Audrey Hepburn, William Holden, Walter Hampden, John Williams
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    starring Cary Grant, Myrna Loy, Shirley Temple, Rudy Vallee, Ray Collins
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    starring Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, Jack Davenport
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    starring Bette Davis, Paul Henreid, Claude Rains, Gladys Cooper, John Loder
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That Dog Is Never Going To Move

~ RIP JAVIER ~

1999-2016

Columbia's Finest Chihuahua

Simple. Easy To Remember.

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Thursday
May292014

Sign Me Up: m r ducks


Translation (for the un-southern):

Them are ducks.
Them are not.
Oh yes they are.
Well I'll be!
Them ARE ducks.


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Happy Thursday
Monday
May262014

Their memory is one of wondrous beauty

 Let civilian voices argue the merits or demerits of our processes of government. Whether our strength is being sapped by deficit financing indulged in too long, by federal paternalism grown too mighty, by power groups grown too arrogant, by politics grown too corrupt, by crime grown too rampant, by morals grown too low, by taxes grown too high, by extremists grown too violent; whether our personal liberties are as firm and complete as they should be.

These great national problems are not for your professional participation or military solution. Your guidepost stands out like a tenfold beacon in the night: Duty, Honor, Country. 

 You are the leaven which binds together the entire fabric of our national system of defense. From your ranks come the great captains who hold the Nation's destiny in their hands the moment the war tocsin sounds.

The long gray line has never failed us. Were you to do so, a million ghosts in olive drab, in brown khaki, in blue and gray, would rise from their white crosses, thundering those magic words: Duty, Honor, Country.

 This does not mean that you are warmongers. On the contrary, the soldier above all other people prays for peace, for he must suffer and bear the deepest wounds and scars of war. But always in our ears ring the ominous words of Plato, that wisest of all philosophers: Only the dead have seen the end of war.

The shadows are lengthening for me. The twilight is here. My days of old have vanished -- tone and tints. They have gone glimmering through the dreams of things that were. Their memory is one of wondrous beauty, watered by tears and coaxed and caressed by the smiles of yesterday. I listen then, but with thirsty ear, for the witching melody of faint bugles blowing reveille, of far drums beating the long roll. 

 In my dreams I hear again the crash of guns, the rattle of musketry, the strange, mournful mutter of the battlefield. But in the evening of my memory I come back to West Point. Always there echoes and re-echoes: Duty, Honor, Country.

Today marks my final roll call with you. But I want you to know that when I cross the river, my last conscious thoughts will be of the Corps, and the Corps, and the Corps.

I bid you farewell.

= General Douglas MacArthur =

Excerpted from his speech at West Point ~ May 12, 1962

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Happy Monday ~ Happy Memorial Day ~ Happy Week

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Photos :: Memphis National Cemetery, Memphis, Tennessee

Friday
May232014

SkyWatch Friday: Blue on the Ridge

One day last week my daughter and I tooled up and over to the tiny but charming Town of Ridgeway, in Fairfield County.

From Columbia, you hie onto I-77 North, pretend you're going all the way to Charlotte (or beyond), then veer off when you see the sign for Highway 34.

You take that road due east, think one or two happy thoughts, and voilà, you are in the stomping grounds of Pig on the Ridge and other succulent and quasi-bucolic delights.

In other words: America ... the beautiful, the quintessential.

There is Laura's Tea Room, a/k/a The Thomas Company, LLC, housed in an exquisite vintage building with an original Philco sign decorating the front.

There, we enjoyed sandwiches that were pretty good although I must say two things to the proprietors:

If you're going to theme your menu after a BBC megahit as popular as Downton Abbey (note the conspicuous "e" in Abbey) -- going so far as to name menu items after its characters -- learn to spell the names correctly.

Why else do we have an Internet? Heaven knows it's good for little else than research.

Well ... except, of course, with the exception of access to this exceptional blog. I will thank you not to snicker.

While you're at it, look up what a Monte Cristo sandwich actually is. As in, how it must be prepared in order to legitimately bear the name of that particular delicacy.

I don't mind paying eight ninety-five for a Monte Cristo provided that is truly what's provided. Even with two paltry sides.

Hint: It involves dredging said sammie through beaten egg and frying in a pan, like French toast.

However, I hasten to add that the Mr. Carson's Cuban was pretty good. Kudos on the Cuban.

My daughter and I shared. Can you tell? Don't be jeal.

But I digress.

After lunch my girl and I stroll-moseyed up and down Palmer Street -- comprising what remains of downtown Ridgeway -- enjoying the fine day, taking pictures of gloriously ordinary things, and shopping at Over the Top.

I tried on several hats -- you know I'm a sucker for millinery -- but did not consider buying one.

Our efforts did yield a dress for me and a necklace for her. And we made a new friend, who packaged our purchases so adorably, it was like a gift.

Quitting that fashion emporium, we window-shopped the rest of the way.

We chuckled at the whimsical Old Police Station (1940-1990), where I imagine even one as physically insubstantial as Barney Fife would have room enough to just barely turn around and (carefully) make one ill-fated decision at a time.

No room for Andy and a desk. Forget the jail cells.

Even so, Barney would most certainly be obliged to go outside in order to change his mind.

The whole thing doesn't offer much more square footage than the phone booth (remember those?) stationed beside the new Ridgeway Police Department building a few dozen yards away.

Which itself is not exactly spacious. I have seen larger walk-in closets.

But I don't imagine there's a great deal of crime in Ridgeway.

Still on foot, we cruised past Cotton Yard Market, a consignment and antique shop so crammed with treasure, the trove spills onto the sidewalk.

As a result of our brief wanderings and watchings, free for nothing, we gleaned that rare pleasure that comes from the feeling that one has succeeded in placing at least a pinky-toe backwards in time.

You know: Where Things Were Better. Simpler. Slower. Less Complicated. More Innocent.

Like when you contemplate the old-fashioned Tin Man-esque water tower.

I love those from every angle.

I'll take that light reminiscent touch, although I know full well it is a mirage, a thin veil beyond which timeless reality is in staunch residence, resolute as ever.

Even on a brief sojourn in a town like Ridgeway, one feels it at the edges if not at the very core.

A peeling black-clad angel, planted just beyond a low retaining wall, met our glance on the way back to Highway 34, the Interstate, and Columbia.

Naturally we stopped and I took her picture, and listened to what she had to say.

I was prettier once. It was better once. Everything was prettier and better once ... she seemed to whisper.

And that's how I remember it too.

But even if I didn't, on an almost-summer day in a drowsy sun-drenched southern town thirty-five miles northeast of home, you can buy into it without even trying.

The friendly people, the sweet air, the plentiful flowers, and the soaring blue of the sky certainly help.

And that is all for now.

God bless America.

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Happy Friday ~ Happy Memorial Day Weekend

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Wednesday
May212014

Sign Me Up :: *crickets*

We Worms Sell and Crickets

If you say so.

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Happy Wednesday

Friday
May162014

SkyWatch Friday: Blue Angels Bliss

My son, Airman Andrew, USAF, serves as a Boom Operator (In-Flight Refueling Technician) for the Tennessee Air National Guard.

That means that nearly every day, he is in the air over the United States (usually in the Southeast, at least so far), manning the boom of a KC-135 Stratotanker, filling up everything from F-16 fighters to C-17 transports.

It's like a flying filling station. Andrew is the fuel pump jockey.

On Wednesday this week, Andrew refueled a bevy of gorgeous blue Boeing F/A-18 Hornets being flown by the Blue Angels, the U.S. Navy Flight Demonstration Squadron.

Somewhere in the airspace between Columbia (Andrew often flies to South Carolina from McGhee Tyson Air National Guard Base in Knoxville and circles over our heads, working) and Washington DC, he took this picture:

How's that for some wild blue yonder?

The Angels were en route to an air show in Rhode Island.

After the six thirsty birds were full, they put on a mini show for the stratotanker flight crew.

Brought to you courtesy of Airman Andrew and the 134th Air Refueling Wing, Tennessee Air National Guard.

God Bless America

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Happy Friday