She wrote my name!She's leggy, blond, and a teensy bit scary.  She's possessed of a razor-sharp intellect, an acerbic wit, and a fearless patriot spirit -- the collective force of which leaves most people gasping.

Especially liberals.

Every book she writes is an instant bestseller.  She never fails to make an impression no matter what the occasion, medium, adversary, or cause.

Thank God for Ann Coulter.  If we didn't have her, we'd have to make her up ... and I'm not sure that would be so easy.

I had the privilege of hearing Ann speak in person last October. She was kind enough to sign my copy of Treason afterwards -- a singularly happy moment for me.

On December 8th Ann turned 48.  I hope it was a very enjoyable day for her, and that she'll have libs foaming at the mouth for many years to come.

She's a certifiable brainiac. Long may she wave.

If you're not in the habit of reading Ann's weekly column, there's no time like the present to begin. To help you find your way, here's a handy link.

But until you become a fan of Ann (or unless you don't), here are a few great Coulter quotes to tide you over:

Democrats couldn't care less if people in Indiana hate them. But if Europeans curl their lips, liberals can't look at themselves in the mirror.

If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam - oh wait, he does.

Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking.

Liberals are stalwart defenders of civil liberties - provided we're only talking about criminals.

We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war.

While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.

Yeah. She's a certifiable brainiac. God bless her and long may she wave.