Real or no real

On Yer Toes Fer Snow. Photo Jennifer Weber 2009Town officials in Cary, North Carolina, were forced to make the agonizing decision of canceling the community's long-planned Winter Wonderland event last weekend.
The town had arranged to truck in 30 tons of manmade snow so that the kiddies could have fun on their sleddies.
Brian Turner of Raleigh-based Snow My Yard assures that he can "produce" when Mother Nature can't.
"Make any day a snow day!" his Web site urges.
Mr. Turner had contracted with the Town of Cary to "produce" six to ten inches of "snow" to cover a quarter acre of Bond Park.
Six hundred people had already bought tickets. Boots, mittens, hats, scarves, and heavy coats had emerged from the backs of closets, ready to warm the backs -- and fronts and sides -- of people.
A monkey wrench was added to the mix, however, when late in the week there materialized the threat of REAL snow.
Lots of it.
In Cary, North Carolina, five to seven inches is lots.
Anxiously eyeing the National Weather Service's doppler radar, Bond Park Supervisor Bill Eucker -- now there's a name one must spell very carefully -- was forced to cry "Uncle!" when he realized that if it REALLY snowed -- free-for-nothin', courtesy of God -- he'd have a hard time selling store-bought "snow" carted in on trucks from Raleigh.
"If we get that much [snow], kids can sled anywhere. We can't charge a price if you can get it for free."
Ha ha ha! No kidding.
Final funny? The same event was canceled the previous weekend … because of rain.


Reader Comments (7)
I bet this guy regrets not getting into the food business instead of the fake-snow business. The chances of hamburgers or pizza falling from a sky are pretty remote.
@ Kev ... good thought. Who wouldn't welcome five to seven inches of barbecue?
That's pretty funny!
Us danged fool Yankees and our weather ;-)
So your weather is too bad for them to truck in bad weather? Yikes... The good news is, the weather will likely improve. The bad news is, when it does, I don't think you're going to be nostalgic for, say, snow...
I see there are forces far more powerful than fake snow at work. A blow to capitalism, but a wonderful surprise (I hope) for the rest of the folks.
This is hilarious! I heard a statistic today that this is the first time in history that there was snow in 49 of the 50 states on the same day.
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