The plot chickens

As I mentioned last week, I planned to visit a Chick-fil-A restaurant near my house today, to see if homosexual couples would keep their promise to protest by showing up and hanging around outside, being unduly demonstrative.
(We doubted they'd venture inside the stores. It wouldn't, after all, be seemly to support the traditional marriage supporters by buying their chicken sandwiches.)
(Because according to at least some members of the "gay" community comprising all of two-point-seven percent of the American population, Chick-fil-A fare Tastes Like Hate.)
I took along my camera and my MacBook Pro. I ordered a hand-spun vanilla milkshake and a cup of hot, fresh, black Colombian coffee.
The young ladies who waited on me were really nice and remarkably efficient.
It's always that way at Chick-fil-A: very classy. Everyone seems happy. No hate. No hate at all.
I dare you to find hate at Chick-fil-A. I double-dog dare you.
Anyway I sat down to nurse the milkshake and the coffee, and surf the Web.
I looked outside and I waited.
Nothing happened.
There were only nice people coming in and going back out, procuring hot, fresh sandwiches and the usual go-withs.
If they didn't carry the vittles away in red-and-white sacks, they sat down with chicken-laden trays.
They ate, they laughed, they talked.
Eventually they left and different nice people took their places and did the same thing.
I looked outside several more times and waited some more.
Nothing happened.
I took pictures of the flowers on my table.
I watched an endless stream of cars snake around the building in the drive-thru lane.
For ninety minutes or more I sat and sipped, anticipating a noteworthy (or at least blogworthy) instance of political and moral activism against the forces of poultry-fueled conservative hatred.
But it never materialized.
Sorry to disappoint you! There was no kissing by anybody of any gender directed at the person of anyone else of any gender.
No statement by the homosexual community on the day of their self-proclaimed "National Same-Sex Kiss-In."
No LGBTQ -- or R-S-T-U-V dubya ex wye zee -- anything at all.
I guess somebody chickened out.
But while I waited for developments to develop (which never did), I checked my emails.
Our eldest daughter Stephanie, mother of our three grandchildren, had sent me a YouTube.
She liked it because, one, in our family we are all fans of Michael Jordan.
(TG took me to lots of Bulls games in the early '80s. Michael and Scottie and the gang looked about one inch tall from our vantage point in the cheap seats, up near the rafters of Chicago Stadium, where they played until the United Center was built in 1994.)
She also liked it because in 2009, Melanie had a minor surgery at Presbyterian Hospital in Charlotte.
So in lieu of tastier news (complete with pictures) of homosexuals making out on the sidewalk in front of Chick-fil-A, I give you this.
Happy Weekend!


Reader Comments (5)
Glad all was calm at the Chick-fil-A! I did hear that it was extremely busy on the support day, and wished we had one near us to support.
Did you hear about the guy who ordered water in the drive through on that day and taped himself harassing the very polite employee? Check this out:
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/totally-heterosexual-anti-chick-fil-a-tough-guy-fired-for-bullying-drive-thru-girl/
I love the ad!
I think the kiss-in was a bust. I'm glad that you documented the inaction at your location, LOL!
I have a FB friend to helped organize a support Chick-Fil-A at a franchise in the northern 'burbs of Denver. The place was swamped with supporters.
Meantime, I have a lawyer friend who did a post on the controversy. An occasional lib visitor there (I use the pejorative libtard frequently, but will desist here) accuses the company CEO of being an "a**hole" and a "hater", and thinks little better of me, while accusing me of being full of hate and using attacking language.
I would rather associate with the rational reason of Chick-Fil-A, than what passes for tolerance from supporters of the hate Chick-Fil-A crowd.
"poultry- fueled conservative hatred" I love it. Happy Saturday.
I searched the web for pictures of the LGBT lining up around Chick-Fil-A, ... nothing, ....nothing.... birds chirping,.... There were a few images by the panting MSM, but all they could muster was a close shot of a handful of people, a real CLOSE shot, so that the viewer didn't notice how small the group was.
I had several reports of gays and lesbians who attended the event on Wednesday in support of Chick-Fil-A and their right to freedom of speech, freedom of religion, anti government pressure, etc. They said everyone was just lovely to them. Not one negative word about them being gay or lesbian. It was a party-like atmosphere, with everyone talking freely, talking politics and everything else. There are Conservative gays and lesbians who are Conservative on everything but their sexual preferences. We don't hate the person, we hate the sin