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check your expectations at the door.

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We're not big on logic

but there's no shortage of irony.

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 Nice is different than good.

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Oh and ...

I flunked charm school.

So what.

Can't write anything.

> Jennifer <

Causing considerable consternation
to many fine folk since 1957

Pepper and me ... Seattle 1962

  

In The Market, As It Were

 

 

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published by Kates-Boylston

Hoist The Colors

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Insist on yourself; never imitate.

Your own gift you can present

every moment

with the cumulative force

of a whole life’s cultivation;

but of the adopted talent of another

you have only an extemporaneous

half possession.

That which each can do best,

none but his Maker can teach him.

> Ralph Waldo Emerson <

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Represent:

The Black Velvet Coat

Belay That!

This blog does not contain and its author will not condone profanity, crude language, or verbal abuse. Commenters, you are welcome to speak your mind but do not cuss or I will delete either the word or your entire comment, depending on my mood. Continued use of bad words or inappropriate sentiments will result in the offending individual being banned, after which they'll be obliged to walk the plank. Thankee for your understanding and compliance.

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A Pistol With One Shot

Ecstatically shooting everything in sight using my beloved Nikon D3100 with AF-S DX Nikkor 18-55mm 1:3.5-5.6G VR kit lens and AF-S Nikkor 50mm f/1.8 G prime lens.

Also capturing outrageous beauty left and right with my Nikon D7000 blissfully married to my Nikkor 85mm f/1.4D AF prime glass. Don't be jeal.

And then there was the Nikon AF-S DX NIKKOR 18-200mm f:3.5-5.6G ED VR II zoom. We're done here.

Dying Is A Day Worth Living For

I am a taphophile

Word. Photo Jennifer Weber 2010

Great things are happening at

Find A Grave

If you don't believe me, click the pics.

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Dying is a wild night

and a new road.

Emily Dickinson

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REMEMBRANCE

When I am gone

Please remember me

 As a heartfelt laugh,

 As a tenderness.

 Hold fast to the image of me

When my soul was on fire,

The light of love shining

Through my eyes.

Remember me when I was singing

And seemed to know my way.

Remember always

When we were together

And time stood still.

Remember most not what I did,

Or who I was;

Oh please remember me

For what I always desired to be:

A smile on the face of God.

David Robert Brooks

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 Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.

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Keep To The Code

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You Want To Find This
The Promise Of Redemption

Therefore seeing we have this ministry, as we have received mercy, we faint not;

But have renounced the hidden things of dishonesty, not walking in craftiness, nor handling the word of God deceitfully; but by manifestation of the truth commending ourselves to every man's conscience in the sight of God.

But if our gospel be hid, it is hid to them that are lost:

In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them.

For we preach not ourselves, but Christ Jesus the Lord; and ourselves your servants for Jesus' sake.

For God, who commanded the light to shine out of darkness, hath shined in our hearts, to give the light of the knowledge of the glory of God in the face of Jesus Christ.

But we have this treasure in earthen vessels, that the excellency of the power may be of God, and not of us.

We are troubled on every side, yet not distressed; we are perplexed, but not in despair;

Persecuted, but not forsaken; cast down, but not destroyed;

Always bearing about in the body the dying of the Lord Jesus, that the life also of Jesus might be made manifest in our body.

For we which live are alway delivered unto death for Jesus' sake, that the life also of Jesus might be made manifest in our mortal flesh.

So then death worketh in us, but life in you.

We having the same spirit of faith, according as it is written, I BELIEVED, AND THEREFORE HAVE I SPOKEN; we also believe, and therefore speak;

Knowing that he which raised up the Lord Jesus shall raise up us also by Jesus, and shall present us with you.

For all things are for your sakes, that the abundant grace might through the thanksgiving of many redound to the glory of God.

For which cause we faint not; but though our outward man perish, yet the inward man is renewed day by day.

For our light affliction, which is but for a moment, worketh for us a far more exceeding and eternal weight of glory;

While we look not at the things which are seen, but at the things which are not seen: for the things which are seen are temporal; but the things which are not seen are eternal.

II Corinthians 4

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THE DREAMERS

In the dawn of the day of ages,
 In the youth of a wondrous race,
 'Twas the dreamer who saw the marvel,
 'Twas the dreamer who saw God's face.


On the mountains and in the valleys,
By the banks of the crystal stream,
He wandered whose eyes grew heavy
With the grandeur of his dream.

The seer whose grave none knoweth,
The leader who rent the sea,
The lover of men who, smiling,
Walked safe on Galilee --

All dreamed their dreams and whispered
To the weary and worn and sad
Of a vision that passeth knowledge.
They said to the world: "Be glad!

"Be glad for the words we utter,
Be glad for the dreams we dream;
Be glad, for the shadows fleeing
Shall let God's sunlight beam."

But the dreams and the dreamers vanish,
The world with its cares grows old;
The night, with the stars that gem it,
Is passing fair, but cold.

What light in the heavens shining
Shall the eye of the dreamer see?
Was the glory of old a phantom,
The wraith of a mockery?

Oh, man, with your soul that crieth
In gloom for a guiding gleam,
To you are the voices speaking
Of those who dream their dream.

If their vision be false and fleeting,
If its glory delude their sight --
Ah, well, 'tis a dream shall brighten
The long, dark hours of night.

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Freedom is a fragile thing and is never more than one generation away from extinction. It is not ours by inheritance; it must be fought for and defended constantly by each generation, for it comes only once to a people. Those who have known freedom and then lost it, have never known it again.

~ Ronald Reagan

Photo Jennifer Weber 2010

Not Without My Effects

My Compass Works Fine

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1999 - 2016

Columbia's Finest Chihuahua

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My Tar Heel Granddog

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Thursday
Feb172011

Loosey Goosey

So the other day -- last Friday, to be exact -- two eleven eleven -- I was hanging out at Greenlawn Memorial Park in Columbia.

Actually I was traipsing the acreage searching for three particular graves so that I could take pictures of the markers and post them on Find A Grave for folks who'd made requests.

I was armed with maps (the place is huge) but no sooner had I turned onto the property than I spotted these fellows and ...

Well, you know how it is!

Geese are fascinating.

We had a honking good time.

That's obvious by the way they can't wait to get away from me; right?

I love how they meander through the gray tree-branch shadows on the thin grass, like they're stepping around giant fingers.

The music I set to their waddling and quacking is by Schubert.

Specifically, the piece is entitled Moments Musicaux, Op. 94, D780 - #3 in F Minor, performed by Silvia Capova.

God gets credit for the geese and the beautiful day!

I get credit for the webbed footage. Well ... I and my trusty Nikon D3100 with HD video.

Wednesday
Feb162011

Wordless Wednesday: Rest In Peace

Monday
Feb142011

My Valentine

NOTE:  I wrote this in 2008 and thought I'd rerun it because not only is it still true, it's more true than ever.

 I've updated where appropriate.

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My valentine and I have the same exact middle name even though he's a boy and I'm a girl.

My valentine and I share the same four wonderful children (three girls and one of the other kind), the same son-in-law, the same two GRAND daughters (one six-year-old and one almost-three-year-old), and the same comical excuse for a dog.

My valentine and I were supposed to have the same birthday (only five years apart). I was born on the day I was due to arrive: March 7th. He was born on January 25th, but he was six weeks premature!

(You do the math but like I said: we should have had the same birthday.)

My valentine and I love sleeping and snuggling in our king-size bed. My valentine and I enjoy being together to talk, listen to music, watch our favorite programs, or quietly read.

My valentine and I laugh at most of the same things and get sad at a lot of the same things. My valentine and I have many of the same memories because we have been friends for 35 years.

We have been together as a couple for 32 years, 5 months, and 21 days and have been husband and wife for 31 years, 7 months, and 28 days. My valentine and I surprised some people when we paired off, and we still smile about that.

All things considered (and there are a lot of things to consider), we've been happy together since the day I gave him my heart and the day he gave me his name (which are not the same day).

My valentine thinks I'm pretty, funny, smart, and interesting. My valentine calls me "Little Miss Fire and Ice" and means it in a good way. My valentine is always bragging on me to others and I brag on him too.

My valentine knows when to be romantic but understands when it's best to leave me alone. 

My valentine is tall, dark, and exceedingly handsome in addition to being uncommonly sweet, amazingly intelligent, and endearingly modest.

My valentine smells incredibly good. My valentine has wide hazel eyes, high cheekbones, a disarming smile, and lovely long fingers. My valentine has the most tender touch.

My valentine and I love to discuss various topics and we almost always agree on what's ridiculous and what's not. My valentine and I never have to avoid the subjects of religion and politics because we feel the same way about both.

My valentine goes out of his way to make me happy and to give me the things I want. My valentine appreciates the things I do for him, even though I don't think I do nearly enough.

My valentine likes to kiss my hand and I like to kiss his lips. My valentine can still make me go weak in the knees.

My valentine is never demanding and always supportive. My valentine knows my name but usually refers to me as precious or baby. My valentine is my beloved and I am his. My valentine and I both think this is a pretty good deal.

My valentine is not perfect but he's close enough for me. I wish everyone a valentine like my valentine.

Happy *kissy kiss* Valentine's Day!

Thursday
Feb102011

SkyWatch Friday: Wings and things pierce the blue ... and a heart or two

When each white cloud has reached its destination

Across the cool blue ocean of the sky,

And every rose's crimson conflagration

Of beauty burns to ashes I shall lie

One with the insignificant dust, nor know

In that dark silence how the slow dawns broke

In ripening fires across impatient hills,

Nor how at dusk the ivory moonflowers woke

To claim their little hour. Time will flow

Above me like a wind that stirs and stills

The dust, to still and stir the dust again;

I shall forget all earth, its babbling men,

Remembering only where the dark is deep

That you and I have loved; then I shall sleep.

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Beneath this muted conference of oak

Spreading an emerald heaven overhead,

With gray moss hanging like a phantom smoke

Time counts the timeless hours of the dead.

No spoken word awakes the quiet here,

No footfall save the darkness and the dawn,

No stir save jasmine breathing on the air,

Dropping their dying petals on each stone.

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The day you die I will not come and say:

Poor weary dust, how rested now, at peace,

Nor shed a tear upon that bitter day

Above the new turned earth granting you release.

I will go seeking all you were and find

Dark eyes that I remember where larkspurs blow,

And, listening, pluck your voice from the warm wind

As clearly as a red rose from the snow.

Granite can never capture nor hold you fast;

Forever at my side your steps shall be,

Tracing the paths we knew and loved the best,

And searching restless patterns of the sea

I will find your face in all the tides that run,

Your laughter, defiant, lifting toward the sun.

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When you and I have grown too old for loving

The first slow tide of dawn across the dark,

Too old to pause, bewildered, when a lark

Plunges its arrow of music where we are roving;

When the first rose of April fails to quicken

Our pulse and hold us speechless for a spell

And we are tired, too tired to sit and tell

Love's words again, and watch the bright stars thicken --

When comes that hour and the spirit sighs,

Though still we talk as one who understands,

Feel summer's sunlight and the winter's knife,

Ah, little do we know that all of life

Will lie upon a bier with folded hands

And silent lips, and pennies on its eyes.

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Ah, what a little, little cross to hold

Above this dust your sacrifice, to mark

The unspent moons, the loves foresworn, the bold

High-singing heart you tossed into the dark!

Only the wind remembers where you lie,

Only the wind, this cross and one lone bird

Brushing his wing along the quiet sky,

Singing of spring as though you waked and heard.

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If you should come upon my skeleton

Blanching in marsh or sand

In some far year no calendar now shows,

Pity it not, but touch it with your hand

As you would touch a bird's wing or a rose.

Remember then, in that strange meeting place,

Its walls have harbored well

At their full tide a flood of spring's green days

Fired with the breath of beauty's miracle;

That once, within that emptiness dwelt praise

Of God, of love triumphant no matter how small

The fare it set each hour.

Remember, too, before you turn away

Where loneliness blossoms like a desert flower,

To will me all the peace your lips can say.

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Some day, perhaps, with war laid by,

In brothership, seeing eye to eye,

When armies of the world shall till

The ravished field, the blackened hill,

God will return to earth again,

Peace falling like sunlight over grain,

And calling men from every land,

Divulge the secrets of His hand.

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All poetry by Daniel Whitehead Hicky (1902-1976)

Wednesday
Feb092011

Gravely

I can hardly believe it's been more than six days since I put up a blog post.

Apologies. Not to make excuses but I've had tons of work.

When I'm on deadlines I cannot think of a single thing to say that would be of interest to anyone.

And even if I could, I wouldn't have time to say it.

All caught up now and I have a few items to share.

Last Friday I received a request from a member of Find A Grave for a picture of -- wait for it! -- a grave. 

(On Find A Grave we all help one another out by taking pictures of graves in our area, and posting them on the corresponding virtual memorials.)

It was the second picture request I'd fulfilled in this particular cemetery -- a memorial park, to be more exact -- and I was eager to return there because it's such a beautiful place.

Normally I prefer cemeteries -- with tombstones -- for 'taphing and graving and the unique photo opportunities they afford.

But the moment I began wandering the lanes of Woodridge Memorial Park in Lexington, South Carolina, about four miles from my house, I was entranced.

So much so that I told TG -- whom I had previously instructed to bury me (when my time comes and not a moment sooner) only in a place where I can have a real tombstone -- that if he wanted to, he could put me at Woodridge.

That's because, even though you can't have tombstones but instead must choose a flat plaque, the regulations apparently allow a bench to be placed at your grave site.

And on that bench you may have engraved whatever you like. The sky is the limit.

I am, as it turns out, most enamored of the idea of my very own engraved bench on which loved ones may lollygag when they come to visit me.

I'll have to think carefully about what I want engraved on my bench.

The second verse of Zion's Hill -- Someday I'll hear the angels singing / Beyond the shadows of the tomb / And all the bells of heaven ringing / While saints are singing, "home sweet home" -- might do nicely.

Or how about one of my favorite Scripture verses -- But the path of the just is as the shining light, that shineth more and more unto the perfect day. (Proverbs 4:18) -- ?

Perhaps a snippet of poetry, such as Emily Dickinson's immortal lines Ample make this Bed -- / Make this Bed with Awe -- / In it wait till Judgment break / Excellent and Fair. / Be its Mattress straight -- / Be its Pillow round -- / Let no Sunrise' yellow noise / Interrupt this Ground -- ?

Recently I saw an actual epitaph that I am sorely tempted to copy: Lover of little ugly dogs. 

How about a quote from Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl? One very appropriate line comes to mind: 

There'll be no living with her after this.

No? How about a simple, Heeeeeeere's Jenny -- ?

I'll have to get back to you.

Last Saturday, for my second trip to Woodridge -- unlike my first visit when the weather was mighty fine -- it was cloudy, cold, and windy. There had been lots of rain and more was threatened.

I called the Woodridge offices before we set out but the answering service picked up. I was hoping to learn the precise location of the grave I sought, rather than having to walk past -- and read -- thousands of graves.

I needed some exercise but too much could kill you!

When they didn't call me back with the information, I thought, how hard can it be to locate one teensy grave marker? TG will help me find it and I'll get the picture and we'll go home and drink hot chocolate.

We got there in no time and began walking and reading.

The place is huge so of course, to mitigate what could turn out to be sizable losses on my part, I took some pictures along the way.

I liked a stone book atop a stone pulpit in a section reserved for those of the Masonic persuasion. A book, from all appearances, used mainly by birds.

Later I "pinked" the picture on Picnik and was pleased with the resulting atmospheric quality.

Can you spot TG in this un-fooled-with picture of the same subject, slightly different angle?

Remember: click to embiggen!

I am always struck by two things when wandering cemeteries: one, the imaginative things written on grave markers. Two, the love people manage to convey and express in just a few words.

Also I am amazed at how many young -- very young -- people die. Sometimes it seems as though every other grave is of a person who barely reached adulthood.

And of course there are so many children. So many who were just getting started.

Such as this fifteen-year-old who "died while deer hunting."

Or this sweet-looking eighteen-year-old who apparently -- like most young men his age -- enjoyed sportscars:

I would like to have met the youngster whose epitaph reads "He served Jesus faithfully." He was three days shy of thirteen years old when he met the Jesus he served ... in person.

The Scripture reference on his marker, I Timothy 4:12, is to a verse that reads: Let no man despise thy youth; but be thou an example of the believers, in word, in conversation, in charity, in spirit, in faith, in purity.

A twenty-three-year-old woman's grave featured this inspiring verse: How dull to pause, to make an end / To rust unburnished, not to shine in use! / As though to breathe were life! / Life piled upon life were all too little, / And of one to me!

The sailboat on her marker bears the name Ecstasy.

I get a chuckle from certain names. I mean no disrespect but I wonder how you teach a child to spell his name when it has nineteen letters: S-O-U-V-A-N-N-A-R-A-T-V-O-N-G-S-E-U-K? And can you imagine how many times in this dear man's life he had to spell his name for people?

And how mangled it must have been most of the time, especially on his mail?

I do believe if I'd been him, I would've shortened the whole thing to Pane Sou. Pane Sou the Patriot.

And then there was the undoubtedly lovely Elisabeth Pickelsimer, who in due time found herself a handsome young man (name of Clifton, a Marine who served in both WWII and the Korean War) who made her his bride ... and in so doing changed her name to Elisabeth Taylor.

Speaking of patriots, a veteran -- or the spouse of a veteran -- was being interred at Woodridge last Saturday. As you can see, the Veterans Section is very special.

The monument bears the seals of all six branches of the military plus this inscription: They answered the call to arms. / They who won the peace now sleep in peace.

As I said, the terms of endearment people choose for the markers of their loved ones are sometimes so personal, they bring tears to your eyes while making you feel as though you're witnessing a display of affection not meant for the eyes to which it brought tears.

This next one has the double interest factor of bearing an unusual name -- unless you don't think the name Marvodene "Dini" Bone is unusual, which is fine, but I've never met a Dini Bone -- and a very short but heartrending message: Love You More.

And how about those benches we talked about?

The young man whose grave site is furnished with this bench, adorned with a quote from Shakespeare's Hamlet, was only thirty-three years old when he died.

Now cracks a noble heart. Goodnight, sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!

This fortunate gentleman clearly had many friends. His bench reads: Soul Man We Miss You.

Here's Soul Man's whole setup, which I think you'll agree is pretty nifty. I could get into something like this.

And here lies a man whose memory is very dear to his family. They thought he was the most wonderful husband and daddy in the world. As it should be.

Smokey's fishing in heaven ... John 3:16.

You know I always have a personal favorite! And here it comes.

Often the only sound I hear is your infectious laughter

I must've gotten very preoccupied because in the end, it was TG who found the grave of Ruth Milligan Cooper, whose marker was the one we'd come to photograph. 

She was a stunning lady who passed away ten years ago yesterday.

Looks like TG's pointing to the very place where Ruth's bench should be, if she had one.

He'd better not forget about mine.