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Literally

Friday, November 14, 2014 at 01:44PM

I wish people would stop saying (and typing) the word literally when that's not what they mean.

I wish it in the same way I wish they'd stop resorting to overused fingernails-on-a-blackboard words like awesome and hubby, and punctuating every typed utterance with a string of inane exclamation points.

I wish it in the same way I wish they'd learn to use the apostrophe correctly (WHAT is so hard about singular possessive? Anyone?).

Speaking of anyone, would anyone care to learn the difference between the wonderful word everyday and the specific term every day?

Oh and while they're at it, I wish people would stop omitting the pronoun at the beginning of 99.9 percent of their enthusiastic online opinions.

Love it! Loving this! Totally doing this! Gonna make this tomorrow! Haven't seen that before! Have to try this one!!!!!!

I had to delete my Pinterest account because of that very thing. I could stand it no more. And yes, I realize I'm probably the only one bothered by the trend. I have made peace with that.

Then there's the sentence adverb. Hopefully ...

Never mind. I realize the use of hopefully at the beginning of a sentence has been widely accepted. Still. I hate it.

I hasten to add that hopefully is probably the only sentence adverb that offends me.

Clearly I am a hypocrite.

Be that as it may, you don't want to get me started on very unique. Aaaarrrrrrgh. Double aaarrrrghhhhhh.

It's horrible being OCD (and obnoxious) in the area of grammar, spelling, punctuation, and usage.

I wish I weren't. Sort of. Not really. #sorrynotsorry

And yes, in case you were thinking this very thought: I make mistakes too. Different ones. I wish I didn't. I wish I had a million bucks for every mistake I've ever made.

Then I'd happily go someplace where none of this mattered, splitting infinitives all the way.

Speaking of wishes and bucks, here is an ad that makes me laugh. And I mean that in the literal sense.

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Happy Friday ~ Happy Weekend

Jennifer |

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Reader Comments (14)

HA! My great grand, Hunter, uses the word "literally"- and, hopefully I would hate for you to think I'm being obnoxious #sortof because surely you realize I'm clearly unique!!!!!!! #ornotsortof

Sorry, it's the end of a long day and I'm feeling quite silly. However, the one that gets me the most is when the word "then" is used instead of "than". You raise an AWESOME point though, my friend I've been confused of late on the "apostrophe" use - didn't used to be. Thank you for listening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
xoxo

November 14, 2014 |

Sally

@Sally ... haaahahaha you are an EXCELLENT writer and of course all these types of posts are tongue-in-cheek on my part. I've made just about every mistake there is to make on this score. However, some of these TRULY grate on my nerves and sensibilities to the point that I literally cannot endure it. Then/Than is definitely one that sets me off as well, and how about all the times people can't get women/woman straight? That is astounding to me. If you call anyone out on it, invariably they blame their phone. LOLOLOL!!!!!!! xoxo

November 14, 2014 |

Jennifer

I wish my grammar was more accurate. Sorry.

November 14, 2014 |

irene

@Irene ... you, dear Irene, never need to apologize. Your originality and creativity more than make up for any breaches in grammar conduct. xoxo

November 14, 2014 |

Jennifer

Love this! Sorry - I just had to do it. :)
I'm irritated by many of these things too. Grammar issues and using apostrophes incorrectly bother me, but I have to admit to being guilty of the love this type thing. I won't do it to you again though.

November 14, 2014 |

Mari

@Mari ... hahaahahaaa I don't associate that kind of behavior with you at all. I mainly notice this in total strangers, LOL. xoxo Now ... MORE pictures of Ruby STAT!!!!

November 14, 2014 |

Jennifer

I know that I am very guilty of all of the above. I think I need to go back to school to brush up on my punctuation knowledge. I cringe sometimes after I hit send and briefly see that I have massacred the english language. Apologies.

November 14, 2014 |

Glenda

@Glenda ... I think "massacred" may be a wee overstatement. And you certainly don't owe me an apology.

November 14, 2014 |

Jennifer

My writing has to drive you bonkers, since I am guilty of a LOT of these examples. Good to know, hahaha!

November 15, 2014 |

Donna

@Donna ... well, now that you mention it ... haaaaahahahaha gotcha. xoxo

November 15, 2014 |

Jennifer

I absolutely loathe the word "hubby" LOATHE it! And, I happen to quite enjoy the word "loathe" it seems to perfectly articulate how I feel about so many things! Hahaha!

November 16, 2014 |

Anna

@Anna ... I'm not surprised you loathe that word and won't use it. I find it so patronizing and even demeaning, not to mention simply ridiculous sounding. "Husband" and "wife" are two of the most beautiful words in the English language and they require no substitutes. "Loathe" is also an excellent word. Simply outstanding, just like you, my friend. Congratulations again on your anniversary and please convey my regards to Alan. I'm glad you had a good time on your romantic getaway. xoxo

November 16, 2014 |

Jennifer

Well....I'm in Texas...and you Cain't catch me!!!Hahaaaa...hopefully!
(((hugs)))

November 17, 2014 |

Donna (Texas)

@Donna(Texas) ... If I could catch you all I'd do is hug your pretty neck! xoxo

November 17, 2014 |

Jennifer

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