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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.11.5 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Fri, 30 Jul 2010 02:30:14 GMT--><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"><title>The Latest Whatever</title><subtitle>The Latest Whatever</subtitle><id>http://www.jennyweber.com/latestwhatever/</id><link rel="alternate" type="application/xhtml+xml" href="http://www.jennyweber.com/latestwhatever/"/><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.jennyweber.com/latestwhatever/atom.xml"/><updated>2010-07-29T05:24:46Z</updated><generator uri="http://www.squarespace.com/" version="Squarespace Site Server v5.11.5 (http://www.squarespace.com/)">Squarespace</generator><entry><title>The more things change</title><category term="Children"/><category term="Columbia"/><category term="Family"/><category term="Food"/><category term="Home"/><category term="Life"/><category term="Nature"/><category term="Photography"/><category term="Seasons"/><category term="Weather"/><category term="bears"/><category term="pork chops"/><category term="spring cleaning"/><category term="summer cleaning"/><category term="sunsets"/><category term="swimming"/><id>http://www.jennyweber.com/latestwhatever/2010/7/29/the-more-things-change.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.jennyweber.com/latestwhatever/2010/7/29/the-more-things-change.html"/><author><name>Jennifer</name></author><published>2010-07-29T04:44:00Z</published><updated>2010-07-29T04:44:00Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><a href="http://www.jennyweber.com/storage/DSCN7219.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 244px;" src="http://www.jennyweber.com/storage/DSCN7219.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1280377635727" alt="" /></a></span></span>So, you know the concept of spring cleaning?</p>
<p>I avoid that like the plague.</p>
<p>Spring is a time to be outside (I do not suffer from allergies; my sympathies if you do).</p>
<p>But when late summer comes and it is basically too hot to be outside unless you like your brains fricasseed right inside your cranium and your epidermis melting into your shoes, which I don't, I start changing things around inside the house.</p>
<p>Obviously I do some cleaning. High time, too.</p>
<p>I did so much of that the last few days that I was stiff and sore from bending and stooping and carrying and pushing and pulling and toting and polishing and scrubbing and ... all of it.</p>
<p>So I decided rather late in the day to go swimming ... something I hadn't had an opportunity to do since last weekend on account of we've had so much rain.</p>
<p>With rare exceptions I only take to the pool as the sun is going down. It's cooler and you don't have to bother with sunblock.</p>
<p>Also you know how I am about sunsets.</p>
<p>A South Carolina sunset as viewed from the pool while the cicadas are serenading the neighborhood and swallows chase bugs around the sky rarely if ever lets you down.</p>
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<p>Erica had decided not to swim because it had gotten so late ... but when I got into the water I called to her real loud (she was sitting right inside the door looking at a magazine) and when she poked her head out the door I said it was in her best interests to join me. The water felt that great.</p>
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<p>Meanwhile, the sunset was growing more and more fiery.</p>
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<p>Until by the time Erica came outside, it looked like some sort of holocaust.</p>
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<p>Cliche I know, but there you have it: fire in the sky.</p>
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<p>I realize this next one is blurry but I like it blurry. Things are mostly a blur for me anyway, metaphorically speaking.</p>
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<p>When I turned back around from taking the picture of my palm trees that Andrew planted for me and which I festooned with Christmas lights two weeks ago, the sunset had gone all the way off the chain.&nbsp;</p>
<p>BTW I was in the pool the whole time, in the shallow end. TG asked me once if I'm ever afraid I'll drop my camera into the water.</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
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<p>When it was practically all the way dark (nine o'clock ... I know June 21st was the longest day of the year but it certainly doesn't seem as though the days are getting shorter), I went inside because Erica and I were having a late supper of center-cut pork chops baked to fork-tender, seasoned with worcestershire sauce and <a href="http://www.tonychachere.com/" target="_blank">Tony Chachere's</a>, and served on soft buns with <a href="http://www.kettlefoods.com/our_products/krinkle_cut_chips/#/our_products/krinkle_cut_chips/?pid=17" target="_blank">Kettle Krinkle Cut</a>&nbsp;potato chips (salt and fresh ground pepper flavor) on the side and ice-cold Diet Pepsi to drink.</p>
<p>There's a pork chop left over if you want it.</p>
<p>But before I sat down to eat I took a picture of my favorite finial. I took it with no flash, which I love doing. I also love finials. I got this one at <a href="http://www.tuesdaymorning.com/indexCatalogOff.asp" target="_blank">Tuesday Morning</a>.</p>
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<p>And then I admired my handiwork around the house, including the newly-arranged country bear corner in the family room. Don't the bears look contented?</p>
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<p>That's because they are. And so am I.</p>
<p>Happy Thursday!&nbsp;</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Wordless Wednesday: lightning lighting light</title><category term="Home"/><category term="Weather"/><category term="decorating"/><category term="lightning"/><category term="lights"/><id>http://www.jennyweber.com/latestwhatever/2010/7/28/wordless-wednesday-lightning-lighting-light.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.jennyweber.com/latestwhatever/2010/7/28/wordless-wednesday-lightning-lighting-light.html"/><author><name>Jennifer</name></author><published>2010-07-28T04:44:00Z</published><updated>2010-07-28T04:44:00Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>What else to do on a rainy day when you can't swim, except play with Christmas lights you never put away in the attic?</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>And take 182 pictures to get just ONE of a bolt of lightning?</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>And move a lamp and a ceramic rooster to another side of the kitchen so they look all new?</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>That's how my feeble mind works.</strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>+&gt;+&lt;&gt;+&lt;&gt;+&lt;&gt;+&lt;&gt;+&lt;&gt;&lt;+</strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>+&gt;+&lt;&gt;+&lt;&gt;+&lt;&gt;+&lt;&gt;+&lt;&gt;&lt;+</strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>+&gt;+&lt;&gt;+&lt;&gt;+&lt;&gt;+&lt;&gt;+&lt;&gt;&lt;+</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><a href="http://www.jennyweber.com/storage/DSCN7090.jpeg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 450px;" src="http://www.jennyweber.com/storage/DSCN7090.jpeg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1280291509016" alt="" /></a></span></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>So not cool</title><category term="Children"/><category term="Georgia"/><category term="Life"/><category term="Misadventures"/><category term="Places"/><category term="Travels"/><category term="car maintenance"/><category term="crackers"/><id>http://www.jennyweber.com/latestwhatever/2010/7/26/so-not-cool.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.jennyweber.com/latestwhatever/2010/7/26/so-not-cool.html"/><author><name>Jennifer</name></author><published>2010-07-26T15:44:00Z</published><updated>2010-07-26T15:44:00Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><img style="width: 344px;" src="http://www.jennyweber.com/storage/DSCN5908.jpeg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1280158072262" alt="" /></span>Erica was obliged to go out of town this weekend. She went to Georgia.</p>
<p>You know. <a href="http://www.thenewamerican.com/index.php/usnews/politics/3995-new-black-panthers-on-their-violent-remarks" target="_blank">Cracker</a> land!</p>
<p>Being <a href="http://www.jennyweber.com/march-09/2009/3/31/caw-occasion-part-two.html" target="_blank">truly white</a>, we had no doubt she'd fit right in.</p>
<p style="color: #181818; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px;">How she looked forward to her trip! As we are wont to do.</p>
<p style="color: #181818; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px;">Before she left, TG and I urged her to take her car in for some service she'd been putting off.</p>
<p style="color: #181818; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px;">So she did, last Friday. I followed her so as to provide a ride back home.</p>
<p style="color: #181818; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px;">While at the service center she asked Mr. Goodwrench to check her tires and fluids as she was going on a trip.</p>
<p><em>OK sure thing!</em> he said. He might or might not've added <em>little lady!</em></p>
<p><strong><em style="font-size: 110%;">Some Like It Hot ... But Not Us</em></strong></p>
<p>Only, she wasn't ten miles down I-20 West on Saturday before her car overheated.</p>
<p>Of course she called her father, who hastened to her rescue.</p>
<p>Turned out her cooling system was woefully lacking in that <em><a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/archive/2000/11/25.html" target="_blank">sine qua non</a></em> of engine temperature regulation: coolant.</p>
<p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><img style="width: 244px;" src="http://www.jennyweber.com/storage/DSCN5905.jpeg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1280158100305" alt="" /></span>TG got her back on the road and she made it to the Peach State without incident. And had lots of fun with the crackers.</p>
<p>Met nary a black panther, God be praised.</p>
<p>Although that may've been a possum peeking out of the woods.</p>
<p><strong><em style="font-size: 110%;">I Love The Smell Of Retribution In The Morning</em></strong></p>
<p>Today TG showed up at the service center right about the time they opened. He even beat the manager <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">up</span> in.</p>
<p>He shared a copy of Erica's invoice with a pair of Mr. Goodwrenches-in-training who were minding the store.</p>
<p>They were duly apologetic (not <em>apoplectic</em> ... that was me) when TG pointed out that they hadn't done their job and it had resulted in two people suffering extreme aggravation (in 102-degree heat, I might add), not to mention possible damage to Erica's car and (heaven forfend) even injury to her person.</p>
<p><strong><em style="font-size: 110%;">Permanent Denizens Of Sorryville</em></strong></p>
<p><em>Oh, sorry, sir! That shouldn't have happened. But we can't do anything till the manager arrives.</em></p>
<p><em>Plus she'll have to bring the car back in.</em></p>
<p>Okefenokee-Dokie! We'll leave it at that. Who cares that Erica now must surrender her vehicle a second time so they get a second pass at what they should've done in the first place?</p>
<p>Or let the trained monkeys handle? You know ... the ones they keep on hand to organize the wrenches?</p>
<p>So not cool.</p>
<p>Fail.&nbsp;</p>
<p>I recommend she sue.</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><img style="width: 450px;" src="http://www.jennyweber.com/storage/DSCN5907.jpeg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1280158016911" alt="" /></span></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Snapshot Sunday: shadow study</title><category term="Architecture"/><category term="Churches"/><category term="Columbia"/><category term="First Baptist"/><category term="Photography"/><category term="shadows"/><id>http://www.jennyweber.com/latestwhatever/2010/7/25/snapshot-sunday-shadow-study.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.jennyweber.com/latestwhatever/2010/7/25/snapshot-sunday-shadow-study.html"/><author><name>Jennifer</name></author><published>2010-07-25T04:44:00Z</published><updated>2010-07-25T04:44:00Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>We left First Baptist Church of Columbia late in the day after a wedding on June 5, 2010. </strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>I love the shadows cast everywhere by the building's crisp, clean, modern interpretation of classic Greek Revival architecture.</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>+&gt;&lt;+&gt;&lt;+&gt;&lt;+&gt;&lt;+</strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong style="font-size: 110%;"><span style="font-size: 110%;">Happy Sunday!</span></strong></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Grackle Dance: Folly Beach in Winter</title><category term="Birds"/><category term="Nature"/><category term="Poetry"/><category term="ocean"/><id>http://www.jennyweber.com/latestwhatever/2010/7/24/grackle-dance-folly-beach-in-winter.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.jennyweber.com/latestwhatever/2010/7/24/grackle-dance-folly-beach-in-winter.html"/><author><name>Jennifer</name></author><published>2010-07-24T04:44:00Z</published><updated>2010-07-24T04:44:00Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: 110%;"><strong><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><a href="http://www.jennyweber.com/storage/DSCN1594_2.jpeg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 450px;" src="http://www.jennyweber.com/storage/DSCN1594_2.jpeg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1279944553284" alt="" /></a></span></strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 110%;"><strong><span style="font-size: 110%;">+ + + +</span></strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 110%;"><strong>Down by the ocean</strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 110%;"><strong> </strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 110%;"><strong>Where water's in motion</strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 110%;"><strong> </strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 110%;"><strong>Grackles tilt an eye</strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 110%;"><strong> </strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 110%;"><strong>To weather and the sky.</strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 110%;"><strong> </strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 110%;"><strong>&nbsp;</strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 110%;"><strong> </strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 110%;"><strong>Likely the notion</strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 110%;"><strong> </strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 110%;"><strong>Life's only an ocean</strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 110%;"><strong> </strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 110%;"><strong>Suits the grackle just fine</strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 110%;"><strong>In breezy-warm sunshine.</strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 110%;"><strong> </strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 110%;"><strong>&nbsp;</strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 110%;"><strong> </strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 110%;"><strong>But when the ocean</strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 110%;"><strong> </strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 110%;"><strong>Inspires cold devotion</strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 110%;"><strong> </strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 110%;"><strong>Grackles do a dance</strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 110%;"><strong> </strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 110%;"><strong>Feet nimble with romance.</strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 110%;"><strong style="font-size: 110%;">+ + + +</strong></span></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>SkyWatch Friday: summer sunset</title><category term="Photography"/><category term="SkyWatch"/><category term="summer"/><category term="sunset"/><id>http://www.jennyweber.com/latestwhatever/2010/7/22/skywatch-friday-summer-sunset.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.jennyweber.com/latestwhatever/2010/7/22/skywatch-friday-summer-sunset.html"/><author><name>Jennifer</name></author><published>2010-07-23T03:44:00Z</published><updated>2010-07-23T03:44:00Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>The sky changes so quickly! </strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Especially at sunset. Especially in summer.</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>I took these pictures from my backyard on July 14, 2010.</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Click to slightly <span style="font-size: 120%;">embiggen!</span></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>&nbsp;8:15:12 ...</strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>8:16:22 ...</strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>8:16:58 ...</strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Happy Friday!</strong></p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><a href="http://www.skyley.blogspot.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.jennyweber.com/storage/govisitbanner.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1279857104987" alt="" /></a></span></span></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>She utters of butters</title><category term="Celebrities"/><category term="Characters"/><category term="Dawn French"/><category term="Emma Chambers"/><category term="Humor"/><category term="I can't believe it's not butter"/><category term="TV"/><category term="The Vicar of Dibley"/><category term="butter"/><id>http://www.jennyweber.com/latestwhatever/2010/7/21/she-utters-of-butters.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.jennyweber.com/latestwhatever/2010/7/21/she-utters-of-butters.html"/><author><name>Jennifer</name></author><published>2010-07-22T03:44:00Z</published><updated>2010-07-22T03:44:00Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>Emma Chambers and Dawn French in one of the funniest clips ever, from <em>The Vicar of Dibley</em> (1994).</p>
<p><object width="450" height="362"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0MsbvGmLaU4&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1?rel=0&amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;color2=0xfebd01"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0MsbvGmLaU4&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1?rel=0&amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;color2=0xfebd01" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="450" height="362"></embed></object></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Yaybug ... nuh yaybug ... nuh yaybug</title><category term="Allissa"/><category term="Grandbabies"/><category term="Reading"/><category term="ladybugs"/><id>http://www.jennyweber.com/latestwhatever/2010/7/20/yaybug-nuh-yaybug-nuh-yaybug.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.jennyweber.com/latestwhatever/2010/7/20/yaybug-nuh-yaybug-nuh-yaybug.html"/><author><name>Jennifer</name></author><published>2010-07-20T22:44:00Z</published><updated>2010-07-20T22:44:00Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><a href="http://www.jennyweber.com/storage/DSCN4149.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 300px;" src="http://www.jennyweber.com/storage/DSCN4149.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1279664292604" alt="" /></a></span>I wish you could hear my granddaughter, Allissa, talk. Well, actually she babble-talks. Incessantly.</p>
<p>Allissa turned two in April. Linguistically she's on a par with a university freshman after a keg party.</p>
<p>The term "punch drunk" comes to mind. Words are her hooch.</p>
<p>Like for example, she has this book called <em>Seek and Find Colors </em>that literally you cannot show her enough times.</p>
<p>It contains approximately eighteen thousand pictures of animals, insects, plants, foods, and assorted other items ... all conveniently (and often creatively) color coded.</p>
<p>The idea is for the little kid to learn colors and objects all at one time. Like, a lemon is yellow so the lemon will be on the yellow page.&nbsp;</p>
<p>It's easy! I caught on the first time she showed it to me.</p>
<p>But what's so hysterical when it comes to Allissa is to watch her with that pointer finger at the ready, intently eyeballing the book, waiting to touch the object you name.</p>
<p>Or, if you want to skew the paradigm, you can do the pointing and ask her to do the identifying.</p>
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<p>That's when the situation becomes almost unbearably adorable, inducing (for me anyway) a sensation of exquisite pain.</p>
<p>It goes thusly:</p>
<p><strong><em>Q.</em></strong> <em>Lissy, what color is this page?</em></p>
<p><strong><em>A.</em></strong> <em>Geen!</em></p>
<p>Green. I hope even if I live to be too old to laugh and cry at the same time (something I'm very good at ... perhaps because I practice so much), I will never forget the way Allissa says "green."</p>
<p><em>Geen!</em></p>
<p>On the <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">wed</span> red page, amid the strawberries and the roses and the tomatoes and the patent-leather maryjanes, there's a certain tiny bug with black dots on its back. Actually there are about fifty of them.</p>
<p>She zeroes in on the critters almost before you can ask the question.</p>
<p><strong><em>Q.</em></strong> <em>What're those, Liss?</em></p>
<p><strong><em>A.</em></strong> <em>Yaybug. Nuh yaybug ... nuh yaybug ... nuh yaybug!</em></p>
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<p>Ladybug ... another ladybug ... another ladybug ... another ladybug!</p>
<p>I do not have words to describe the way it sounds. Nor have I made a YouTube.</p>
<p>Suffice it to say, the earnestly-innocent-precocious-cuteness factor goes out of the stratosphere and into the next galaxy, where reside such relentlessly awwwww-worthy things as beagle puppies, baby elephants, and yellow chickies newly hatched.</p>
<p>So today when I was at the store and I saw a ladybug-themed windchime for five dollars?</p>
<p>And I was in the market, as it were?</p>
<p>I bought it and, upon arriving home, I installed it.</p>
<p>Every time I look at it I hear that sweet little voice.</p>
<p><em>Yaybug! ... nuh yaybug nuh yaybug nuh yaybug!</em></p>
<p>I wish everyone in the world could hear her say it at least once. Before she learns how to pronounce her <em>l's</em> and <em>d's</em>&nbsp;and <em>th's</em>&nbsp;and <em>r's</em> like a big girl ... and her two-year-old yaybug-loving self is gone forever.</p>]]></content></entry></feed>