Hate Male
Monday, February 9, 2009 at 01:44PM 
Daughter Erica was sitting at her computer on Saturday, chuckling.
Because I'm a busybody, I asked: "What's the deal?"
Turns out Erica was on Facebook, and she had just read a comment left by one Madison W., a lovely young lady who happens to be a dear friend of our family. Madison's comment was short and to the point:
Madison loves Sean Hannity, the Hate Hannity Hotline is like a dagger in my heart ... :-(.
Crikey! Where is PeTA when you need them?
My ears perked up because I too have a soft spot in my heart for Sean Hannity. I catch his show at least three times a week. Soooooo sweet since it's now simply Hannity instead of Hannity & Colmes.
(I always thought that Colmes guy was a liability. Good riddance. Sean Hannity is a great American; Alan Colmes, not so much. Just my humble opinion.)
Yesterday as I was loading the dishwasher at the conclusion of Sunday lunch, Hannity was on my kitchen TV and, lo and behold, Sean ended the show by playing the remarks of callers to the Hate Hannity Hotline. My ears perked up again.
BTW, I like the way Sean is not afraid to make public the verbal vitriol heaped upon him by his liberal detractors. But then, why should he be? They are by and large a profane and disturbed bunch. Sean only proves his point by giving them all the rope they need to hang themselves.
For example, the first several remarks were so riddled with profanity, they were largely unintelligible except for spat-out syllables interrupted by bleeps. How charming! Where libs fall short in common sense, they more than compensate in blue language.
They're like poster children for How Not To Talk. But I digress.
Suddenly I was arrested in my methodical racking of plates and bowls by a particularly venomous string of expletives issuing from a male caller, who ended his mini-tirade by promising: "Every day Sean Hannity is on the air I'm gonna put a kitten in a woodchipper!"
Crikey! Where is PeTA when you need them?
Folks, liberals are sad, deluded, soul-sick people (the ones, that is, who are not merely deceived). Furthermore, what we have here is additional evidence that America is engaged in a classic battle of good versus evil. As if we needed more proof.
Imagine what would happen if there was a Hate Ob*ma Hotline (I am NOT suggesting that there should be one ... and if there were, I would not use it ... because I don't hate Mr. Obama ... I just want him to go away), and a conservative caller threatened to flambé a puppydog for every day the man is in office!
They'd likely have the FBI breathing down their necks in less time than it takes to intone "Change we can believe in."
(And PeTA would be there, cloaked in all its hyper-liberal lunacy, to take up the cause of the charred puppies. The woodchipper-bound kittens, however, are on their own.)
Because as we all know, it's perfectly acceptable to hate in America, as long as you hate the proper people. That would be conservatives and -- much more better -- religious conservatives. The double whammy, as it were.
Am I right? A kitty in a woodchipper says I am.
Reader Comments (9)
LOL I was TOTALLY watching that episode of Hannity! My mom and I started laughing hysterically (after we picked our jaws up off the floor) when the caller said that.
My other favorite caller from that night was the one who called Hannity a "jack***" repeatedly throughout the duration of the call, and then ended that call by shouting, "Just because you call people names doesn't make you right, Hannity!!!"
People are entertaining. It's sad, really.
And yes, you're right. Please don't grind up a kitten. ;-)
You are so right! It really irritates my that it's no problem to put down conservatives, but no one can say anything about the liberals! You're right about PETA too. Those people are certifiable!
@ Angi ... oh, I know ... I remember that guy! Where there are liberals, there is much foaming at the mouth but very little sanity.
@ Mari ... we need to make it a point to annoy a liberal daily!
Unfortunately, you're dead right. Religious conservatives are considered fair game in this country. But Lord forbid anything negatively be uttered about Peta, liberalism, Obamaniacs, etc.
Double standard, thy name is Society.
@ Kev ... oh yeah -- it's cool to hate Christians, but you're a hatemonger if you so much as disagree with a lib! What a bunch of baloney ...
Holy Smokes! That's terrible! Kitties in woodchippers...I'm shocked! Doesn't surprise me though.
Audrey ... shocking but not surprising ... that's a sad commentary in and of itself!
Yawp...hate-filled "progressives" talk that kind of beneath pond scum smack and call me "mean-spirited", yet I've never written, commented, phoned or suggested that I hate someone so much that until they're out of whatever venue they're in, I'd feed a kitten to a woodchipper a day.
But eh...liberalism is a losing ideology, with a proven record of absymal failure, and when they argue and lose -- as they most often do -- all they have left is mindless vitriol, and irrational commentary.
That's what the Left in this country offers as 'change you can believe in'.
'Nuff said.
@ SF ... love your summation! Soooo true. When you believe a great big hateful lie, it's all downhill from there. We conservatives have our work cut out for us ... real change IS needed.